dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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