Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
honey bunches of taint.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
