This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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