no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house