Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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