Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Houston, we have a squirter
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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