just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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