OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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