This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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