She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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