Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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