thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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