he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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