Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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