I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.