Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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