3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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