Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Randomize
