She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If that was your dad, he is hot
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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