i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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