He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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