just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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