I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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