Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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