Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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