Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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