Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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