I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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