I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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