I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
