So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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