summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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