we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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