During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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