if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He did a backflip because drugs
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