Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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