Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Sorry my hands just texted you
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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