I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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