super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he just fucked me for my cheese.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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