Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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