I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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