is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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