The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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