He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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