i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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