Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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