walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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