Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize
