so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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