It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Randomize
