I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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