i may or may not be watching the land before time
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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