Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize
