My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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