i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
